What, it's still cheaper than a funeral!
Now he's with those he loved the most: the treats aisle.
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Mom: we've got Lenin at home
Lenin at home:
Unbothered. Frozen. Happy. In my aisle. Focused. Flourishing.
just chilling, in Cedar Rapids 
the first prototype for the human battery.
or
safe from the immediate harm of the water wars, he shelters from the intense heat to sleep momentarily in his air conditioned pod.
he shelters from the intense heat to sleep momentarily in his air conditioned pod.
It's all fun and games in yer pod until the horribly maintained and vastly underfunded power grid fails for a week or two.
can't we just burn more coal? /s
got me thinking about this tv series i watched,
ugh, there is this apocalyptic tv series and ~~i can't remember what it's call but ~~there was a scene in the global south (india) and the character wakes up, goes to a vendor to get his morning tea, refill his air tank and also uses the vendor's air mask to breathe(as like a convenient thing) .
they then go to sleep in their air conditioned sleeping bags that is all dingy and patched with duct tape.
i think the series ends spoiler spoiler with a plane getting shot down some ecoterrorist successfully do some cloud seeding, because the water is all fucked up (or i may be remembering from another series) :::
to lazy to retype but it was called extrapolation 2023, if you want some slop
In Safeway no one can hear you scream
ads for Hungry Man Frozen Meals have gotten far too conceptual.
Definitely.
DAMIEN HIRST
Cryostasis, 2034
Artist's body, Formaldehyde, Acrylic
Courtesy of Artist
Grocery store, Poland, 1981
I did some googling. WTF...
the budget for the Matrix reboot left a lot to be desired
~~I know kung fu.~~
BRAIN FREEZE.
Med Beds: secret alien government technology discovered at YOUR local grocer
All right, who's the smartass who keeps putting the mayo in the freezer section? Fuckin' customers, I swear to god
Where you? I'm chilling in the library.
This is what they do in "FEMA Camps"
Solo Tube Slumber Parties?
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Ninja edit. My joke is nonsense because a slumber party by definition is a group activity. Still - I can imagine tech bros doing this.
this is what actual white boy summer looks like
Little did Captain Kirby know that the entity had turned his entire crew into chopped frozen vegetables.
Working Class Wim Hof
unprocessed, organic soylent green $2.28/pound
Not a caption, but the image evokes the idea of a sci-fi hibernation on a starship
One of my favorite captions in this thread.
In Safeway no one can hear you scream
absolutely, same. looks like something out of Alien
Raw Soylent Green.
Cryogenics for everyone
Human Male, $24.99
Is this what people mean when they say "body shop"?
Eat me.
Supermarket Sleep
Aldi specials getting wild.
It’s Ratman’s newest supervillain, Mr. Fridge!
$4.29 a pound. Free range. May contain steroids.