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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

declares martial law

6 hours later stops it

goes to jail

dies in prison

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I thought we learned that aborting your coup halfway was a bad idea from prigo-pog

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

no more half measures walter

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It all worked out for him though, had a safe flight and everything

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Expedited landing services

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

he is too yoon to go to prison

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Don't joke, it's too yoon

[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 days ago

He does not strike me as somebody who'd last long under interrogation. Imagine if he spills the beans on everyone involved in this.