this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

honestly, site admins? i dunno if it's even possible, but if you changed the post date of this post to like 7 hours ago that would be fucking hilarious. just think about it, no pressure

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

Just wait 2 more hours and it will be.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

Maybe don't make the button that deletes the server owl-facing

[–] AshenWolf@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

Dirt_Owl NO walter-yell

walter-breakdown

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

Owl moved hb.exe to the recycle bin.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Deleting system32 as a joke was NOT funny

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Inui@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Da 1337 HexBear server