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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 week ago

I genuinely do not doubt that they are attempting to manufacture consent for this because they know global warming will necessitate moving north.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

do it, unleash the quebecois on new york

infinite francofication on new england

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Libs are going to drive themselves insane for four years.

Y’all understand he’s not joking right? RIGHT?

[...]

“You shouldn’t pay him attention he’s clearly trolling” yeah just like he was trolling about voter fraud right before inciting an insurrection

https://subium.com/profile/santiagomayer.com/post/3lf6vz573z22s

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

an "invasion of canada" on the same level of the "insurrection at the capitol" would be the funniest fucking thing ever

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A couple months from now?...

My beautiful, beautiful boaters - I love you. And you got a job. A big, important job. Go to the border of Canada now in your boats is best. I hereby deputize you - I can do that I'm the president - to be the leaders of my Regular People Canada Invasion Force...

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That is more or less how the US invasion of Cuba (1898) went isn't it?

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Trudeau reveals that he's been Castro's son the whole time by repelling the Bay of Crackers invasion.

[–] Murple_27@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

This is how The War of 1812 went.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Greenland just casually yeeted off the map, guess Trump doesn't want it THAT bad

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

I like the ones where they divide us up into states and don't realize that half the northern states would have double digit populations

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Can't even include the Gulf of America

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Chat, is this real?

[–] Mastershelf@lemmy.one 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Canada has the fifth most oil reserves in the world. ~~Invasion~~ Annexation is inevitable.

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

But we sell it to them for cheap anyway. Canada is the #1 source for oil that yankees buy, and our dollar is worth less than 0.70 USD right now.

[–] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Trump is in his Teddy Roosevelt arc

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Anybody here watch the awful Chuck Norris movie "Invasion USA"?

There's a scene where the bad guy bazookas a bunch of houses with Christmas trees.

Because it's Florida so there's no snow or anything else to show it's Christmas. It's ridiculous.

That's all I can think of with this "annexing Canada" bullshit.