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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I didn't fart after eating beans.

But one of the beans did. 😱

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[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Hit me up with some horrible 2 sentence horror stories

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[–] jack@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I made it illegal to be straight when I took over the world

but I was straight so I went to jail

[–] courier8377@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Het autonomous oblast gulag and the flag is the same as the JAO but with a grey rainbow

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Money for sale. Never used.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

β€œIt okay if I do this?”

β€œIt’s fine.”

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

I farted.

It's actually poo.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Today I will post my love of outdoor cats on the bear site.

Oh no, what did I do, stop.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

In the beginning, God said "Let their be light"

But then God said, "Let there be pee"

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

I thought my night couldn't get any worse as I ran from the zombie-vampire-pirate. Then the clouds parted to reveal a full moon.

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And so the mods shut chapo.chat down.

As a joke.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

i cri ery tim

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The driver, a guy I grew up with, a friend I trusted implicitly assured me "Dont worry, I got this-"

Bottom text.

[–] flees@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

I wake up to my poo in the bed. No, it’s our poo in the bed.