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[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Main character of an average Hollywood movie about the Ottoman empire circa 1962.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Charlton Heston as Suleiman I

Peter Lorre as Akbar, emperor of the Mughal Empire

Vincent Price as Barbarossa the pirate

the desert outside LA stands in for the green mountains of the balkans, the indian ocean, and north africa. everyone involved in the production died of cancer within five years because there was a massive toxic waste disposal area next door to the studio

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

BUT MOM SAID IT WAS MY TURN TO BE THE BISHOP!

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 months ago
[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 months ago

When I make it to the other side of the board, you are FUCKED!

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

single person hot-air balloon transportation prototype.

But where is this actually from?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bob Bingham is Caiaphas in Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

Caiaphas

Hero of the Imperium!

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Onion knight after collecting infinity souls

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now, do you believe in the one big sign?

The double-wide shine on the boot-heels of your prime?

Doesn't matter if you're skinny, doesn't matter if you're fat

You can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago
[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Worlds angriest pepper grinder stranded in the desert.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

me_irl, if i had a stupid hat and tiny nipples

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

When the fairy godmother turns a turkey leg into a servant

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] simpletailor@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Darth Süleyman I.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Ludicrous speed!

Capeshit went too far with the Digital Chest Black Garlic Man

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

"You have my sword," Aragorn said calmly.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"One of the earliest attempts at heavier-than-air flight involved attempts to heat air inside of a balloon. The balloon was securely affixed to the head of the 'aero-man'. It was believed that inducing anger - being 'hot blooded' - would allow for the 'aero-man' to to achieve controlled flight."

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Time travelling Gordon Ramsay loses his shit attempting to teach an ancient Greek kitchen about food hygiene on the latest episode of his new show "Hade's Kitchen".

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Discount live action vizier from Aladdin

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
[–] D61@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Czechoslovakia live action version of The Muppets, here is the Swedish Chef.

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Food wars (2022)

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Young count Orlok

[–] ObamnaSoda@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I ship Annas and Caiaphas, the film was too scared to show that they shared a sloppy kiss after the song 'Then We Are Decided'

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Discount Thanos places the final Affinity Stone in the Heart Chaos.