So it'll protect me from bullets aimed at my sides but my head and neck are wide open?
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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the Cybertruck manual instructs you to tactically deploy your vehicle in a Non-Zero Looting scenario so as to effect a maximum kinetic response to the afformentioned looters within the parameters if they attempt to engage your vehicle without owner permission.
the Cybertruck was designed to effortlessly run over as many children and minorities as possible, without being slowed, during any perceived engagement with hostile pedestrians and will deliver you safely to the nearest dispenser for soothing treats