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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

wide-open opportunity for Asian Southern State

[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Still waiting for someone to find the Chad–Libya Internationalist Territory.

[–] nandos_house_of_glues@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

everyone knows that's a myth

[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For those needing navigational assistance, it's practically in the middle of the map, just north of the equator. And heed the old advice: if you keep playing with your sextant, you're going to go blind.

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Greenland is part of CUM?

Two of the Caucasian states aren't part of SEMEN, and very few eastern European countries are?

Mongolia is part of COCK?

Korea is still divided??

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Korea is still divided??

"well if we unified korea then we couldn't call it C.O.C.K" - Kim Il Sung, probably

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Just call it C.O.C.K but without the s?

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Given all the countries in Africa I'm sure you could make a pretty good one there.

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

East African Trade Association of Sovereign States

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

So i get to live in Latino liberal states?!

I find it deeply offensive. It's "latinx".

[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For Africa: A.S.S. Association of Sahel Socialists.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I was gonna go for Association of Nations for African Liberation

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aotearoa left off. Per usual kitty-birthday-sad

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

c/mapswithoutaotearoa

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Who can say? But I'd bet on the Vanguard Union of Lao–Việt Assemblies getting rubbed out.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

CUM is the classic

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

African States of the Sahel