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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Still waiting for someone to find the Chad–Libya Internationalist Territory.

[–] nandos_house_of_glues@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

everyone knows that's a myth

[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

For those needing navigational assistance, it's practically in the middle of the map, just north of the equator. And heed the old advice: if you keep playing with your sextant, you're going to go blind.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

wide-open opportunity for Asian Southern State

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm trying to think of where you could make a region called T.I.T.T.I.E.S. but I got nothing

[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Bloc Of Organized Bolivaran States?

Territory Including Trinidad & Tobago and Islands East to Suriname

it's not great but it's the best i got on short notice

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Greenland is part of CUM?

Two of the Caucasian states aren't part of SEMEN, and very few eastern European countries are?

Mongolia is part of COCK?

Korea is still divided??

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Korea is still divided??

"well if we unified korea then we couldn't call it C.O.C.K" - Kim Il Sung, probably

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Just call it C.O.C.K but without the s?

[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

So i get to live in Latino liberal states?!

I find it deeply offensive. It's "latinx".

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Given all the countries in Africa I'm sure you could make a pretty good one there.

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

East African Trade Association of Sovereign States

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago
[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For Africa: A.S.S. Association of Sahel Socialists.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

I was gonna go for Association of Nations for African Liberation

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aotearoa left off. Per usual kitty-birthday-sad

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

c/mapswithoutaotearoa

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Who can say? But I'd bet on the Vanguard Union of Lao–Việt Assemblies getting rubbed out.

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

African States of the Sahel

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

CUM is the classic