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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

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  1. go to red state
  2. take out life insurance policy on 6-week old fetus (legally a person)
  3. go to blue state
  4. get an abortion
  5. claim life insurance policy

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I believe it takes a year to have life insurance kick in so that people don't take a policy out and

CW: suicidesuicide

Now if you had the start up capital for a few frozen embryos you'd have a party

[–] miz@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

huh, I was under the impression that most policies simply exclude benefits if it was self-inflicted

After extensive research I've come to the conclusion that the self-inflicted clause is a time period of 2 years[1]. I don't think it matters the method of oopsie poopsie.

[1] Highlighted blurb after googling the question without clicking the link

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 9 points 11 hours ago

Broke: baby factory Woke: Abortion factory

[–] Cool_Name@lemm.ee 26 points 16 hours ago

I do clinic defense at planned parenthood. One of our protestors has $8,000 saved up to give to someone who will cancel their abortion.

I want to find a friend who plans to have a kid and convince them to pretend to seek an abortion and get "saved" by him so that they can take his money.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 16 hours ago

Turn those boring old abortions into FREE MONEY! free-real-estate

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 14 points 15 hours ago

My fetus has dependents so I need even more money plz.