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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Has the wealth mindset actually netted me more money? No. But my now increased charisma means I'm going to heaven while you will go to hell. Sorry, not sorry.

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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

facts. i've cultivated an alpha male billionaire grindset. now all that's left? become a alpha billionaire. by my calculations i'm already one third of the way there (i have the alpha billionaire grindset, so i just have to become alpha and a billionaire now, which the grindset will ensure)

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I don’t want to be shot by a Nintendo character. So I became a volpoor.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I woke up this morning

Got yourself a gun?

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

I woke

so he admits he's infected with the mind virus. checkmate.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is like... 20% of instagram for me. idk why. Another 20% is people saying how you can detect narcissists and how you are so much better than them.

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pixelfed is like Instagram when it was created if that’s what you’re looking for.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Idk if I even like it, my back hurts too much to sleep and hexbear moves too slow.