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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

Bouillon cube?

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Would a chicken noodle soup candy be the ultimate cough drop?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 10 hours ago

These would be great to throw at people walking by on the street. THIS IS A FOOD CRIME

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 26 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Absolutely fucking amazing.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I want this. I want it a lot.

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 6 points 18 hours ago

I know right? Savory hardy candy... sign me right up!

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Progresso is a food crime in any form.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Is this a "all canned soup is bad" pedestal or specifically against Progresso? I tend to go for them when I want a better canned soup, but maybe my palet just isn't refined enough.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 18 hours ago

They're all bad, but honestly, Campbell's/Chunky tastes better, and has more veggies /meat. I don't know if this is specific to my marketing location or not, but it's my personal experience.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago

Hell I'm down

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 14 points 21 hours ago
[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Can't wait to freeze them and use them as ice cubes in my scotch.

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

You can do this with normal soup though

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 hours ago

And just like that a thousand Scots picked up their sword and started walking towards your location.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Are you gonna do a clam Macallan chowder, or glenfiddich gazpacho, or maybe a chicken noodle blue label?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Hard clam chowder candy would slap!

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Chunky Beef Stewichladdich

Creamy Chicken and Brauchentosholli

Beef Ardbargley

Balveggie

Tomato Speysil

Italian Dalwhedding

Glenlentil

Macallaroni and Bean

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Glenlentil

One more lentilagavulin

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Hearty Chicken Noodalmore

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 points 14 hours ago

...i tried cooking fava beans with uigeadail once: it turned out f*cking disgusting...

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 2 points 2 hours ago

I want methadone ones

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

On the one hand, this is an actual crime.

On the other hand, the main reason I hate soup is the textural nightmare of having a liquid with squishy chunks in it, so technically still not as bad as actual soup.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

soup is overly diluted stew

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago

Let me put it this way: if your waiter accidentally dumped that much water into your plate of stew while serving it you'd send it back.