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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Live fast, die young

[–] edythecullen@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Think about it this way, in a hundred years who's gonna care?"

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[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"what's life without spontaneity?!" " The entropy, think of the entropy!" Or very popular "After such a long bad streak, the possibility that the odds are in my favor this time HAS to be high!" Edit: "watch me"

[–] Dr_NotSoKind@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

"Yeah, but what are the odds..."

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Bondrewd@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fuck it, WE BALL

Also it is not bad decision, it is high risk investment.

[–] vynlwombat@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Hold my beer and watch this

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

If no one comes back in time to stop me it can't be that bad.

[–] Pot8o@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago

How bad could it be?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i mean i try not to make bad decisions since, you know, they're bad.

but i suppose that makes me boring

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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Fus ... Roh ... DAH!!

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I can have one more.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

A simple shrug usually does it

[–] arboc66@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

In for a penny, in for a pound!

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Watch this...

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago
[–] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago

I deserve this. (Proceeds to splurge like there's no tomorrow)

[–] drislands@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Life comes at you fast.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] mojo@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

This is definitely fits within my fun budget for this payday!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 11 months ago

"That sounds like a great idea!"

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[–] grumpyrico@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

That will do .....

[–] archonet@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Nothing to it but to do it.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

For the boys

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I’ll die when it's my time

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I don't care, say fuck it.

[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

No one remembers a coward

[–] 3laws@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

This is a good idea.

[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

You never know till you try it.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

"I feel I'm going to regret this, but I feel even more so that I just don't care"

  • Leonard Church, red vs blue
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

I don't need one

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck around, Find Out.

I'm switching to Nukes.

It's turtles all the way down.

You only live once.

Do you.

[–] Nintendo@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"fuck around find out" usually comes after the stupid

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[–] n00b001@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[–] CrowAirbrush@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

We're all gonna die anyway.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You said "A", You gotta say "B".

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