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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

S-sir... Sir! We open tomorrow! If you go to our online store you can order your Tesla and pick it up in store as soon as we open tomorrow (9am Moscow time).

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

bulborb-stare okay have a nice day ma'am

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But your sign says you close at 8 and it's only 815!!!!!

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Okay, this one was violent. They really be like that.

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

muffled, from outside

Oooughh im still hogging my jelq, im gonna crank oughhhhh

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

but I just want one thing

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

I'll come back in a half hour then

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah anyway can I get a double burger with extra buns?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

Oh, damn, I think I'm at the wrong store...

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

uhhh is it "tomorrow" now? i am a stupid fucking idiot piece of shit and i would like to buy 1 shit eating grin please :)

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The shit eating grin was in your heart the whole time you fucking gremlin

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 months ago

ok thank you will go to the "your heart" store have good time :)