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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

tale as old as thyme,

song as old as brine,

beauty and the bean

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This might be the Mendela Effect, but distinctly remember this being Beauty and the Beanis when I was a kid

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

!!! You too???

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

makima-think If Belle is a bean and Beast is also a bean, where does that leave Gaston? Is he going to insert himself into their relationship and try to form a throuple? I mean that’s what makes most sense if he loves beans, right?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh right, how could I miss that? He loves beans because he loves himself as a bean. Now it all makes sense. dubois-finger-guns

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

More like belly and the bean, amirite? yummy

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

yup, two beans up for this classic

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Why does this fucking get me every time lmao.

It's the thumbs up I think lol

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a normal and healthy response

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

My coworkers don't seem to think so...🤔

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Beanis haters don't know the quality and bespokeness of Beanis memes

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Beanis what now? How could anyone hate beanis???

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry to say but there are many people against Beanis. Trust me I don't understand it either