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submitted 2 months ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Breaking News: President of the United States revokes her* own Citizenship!

*trump is now a woman, due to her executive order that technically classifies everyone in the US as a woman.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There is only one gender

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

United we stand, Divided we fall.

ONE ~~RING~~ GENDER TO RULE THEM ALL!

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

So now we have a gay, female nazi president. What a timeline!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

I didn't expect The Future is Female to happen so suddenly.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

Actually nonbinary, as none of us produce gametes at conception.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In all seriousness, “Born in the USA” is an anti-Vietnam War song.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

…and the Village People were a symbol of macho gay-fantasy personas.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Dude, we know, that's part of the joke.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

"fuck you, got mine" - some anti-immigration guy that put zero effort into gaining citizenship via birth

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago

Cheech Marin, too.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

But he is given a conditional pass because he is part Irish as well as a Catholic