Eating Moss or sth
Idk I'm not a botanist.
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2025
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One liter! That would require his balls to be at least 12.4 cm in diameter.
He better stay hydrated!
How does one do the math on this?
It's basic ball Math they teach it in highschool.
volume is 4/3πr^3^
I'm not going suffer my phone keyboard further for zuccs balls.
It's more applied math: handjobs and beakers
I just brute forced with some values https://www.omnicalculator.com/math/sphere-volume
The correct way is to isolate v and solve for r
Each individual ball would actually be about 9.85cm, assuming they're both the same size.
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=diameter+of+a+0.5L+sphere+in+centimeters
The balls would be normal size because they don't produce semen, just the negligable volume that consists of the actual sperm cells.
That's why it's still possible to ejaculate normally after getting a vasectomy. Well, normally other than the normal degree of fertility.
According to Wikipedia, jizz is 2-5% sperm by volume. Assuming the mean of 3.5, that's still a 3.2cm sphere of sperm; add all the supportive tissue and germ cells surrounding it (which make up the majority of testicular volume) and that would definitely be larger than the typical 5×2×3cm ellipsoid.
You are totally correct, but I don't let facts interfere with a good shit post (or semen post in this case).
True if the goal is for the total volume should be 1 liter but men switch between balls for each ejaculation.
So the total volume should be 2 liters for it to work in our fantasy world where everything comes from the balls.
Wait what? We switch?
Don't believe this shit!
What they don't tell you:
- the erection works on female genitalia only
- you are a lizard only long enough to awkwardly shed your skin then turn right back
- you actually have to consume 5 litres of jizz to produce that 1 litre
Think before you moss!
you actually have to consume 5 litres of jizz to produce that 1 litre
How is that a downside?
Yeah, you get to consume 5l, then that 1l, then the 0.25l after that, then the 0.05l, etc. It just doesn't stop.
The downside you get infinitely fat (a walking yo mamma joke). Don't forget you will wanna eat that lizard skin too.
Wait, you think very noticeably erect vaginas are a downside?
I'm pretty sure that series converges, it's not an infinite sum, so the cum literally has a limit.
Mathematically you are right (it's a classic (Greek maths?) joke), all cum has its limits, but moss is magic, and magic is friendship.
Idk what I'm saying here but your statement is def something that an insufficiently mossed brain would say. I'm snitching on you to the moss-furry police.
When I turn into a Lizard, do I get a cloaca? Do I get a magnicifent tail?
How bout a frill?
Who's gonna tell Zucc that it only works on organic beings?
Hitler when he's in Nazi hell
Can I take 2 out of 3?
That's right. More cum than you can imagine.
Thats a challenging thought, and a challenge only the brave accept.
After the his eyes went wondering I'm glad to finally say he's just a man