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[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, you're telling me Nicole the Fediverse girl isn't real 😱

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do hope you haven't done anything you might regret.

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How do you un dick a pic? Is there an app for that?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just double down and send a dick pic to your friends, family, and coworkers. Then they cant hold it over you. Pretty sure thats how france does it

So, uh. Hi .

This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.

Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick β€˜n balls.

ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.

pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

What Would France Do? Can't go wrong.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Yeah, but we live in the era of all powerful AI! A mere blur filter won’t deter the techno ninjas amogus!

See?!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

Why are you sending nerds your dick?

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Truly amazing technology. What a time to be alive!

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh! I got that PM from "Nichole" too! Lemmy's made the big time!!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A couple of accounts sent out a tonne of PMs. They are getting blocked but banning and removing content doesn't remove DMs, so folks can delete them or wait for the Admins to run some SQL to remove them.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago

I would trust an admin writing sql like I would trust Lassy to do cpr. It might look like it's working correctly, but in the end something is going to die.

Said as someone who used to write and run sql queries.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I know you're 100% real, I'm still saying no. I'm here for funny shit not friendships.

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely agree with you my friend

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m not your friend, pal.

[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

You guys wanna jerk off together?

[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 22 points 1 month ago

I was just baffled by it

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wonder who is the poor girl, possibly oblivious to her photo being sent to everyone like a business card.

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Photos, the spammer account actually made posts with other puctures of that person.

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 month ago

If you checked the profile there was couple posts with other pictures of the same person. I just feel bad for that person getting their pictures misused.

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago
[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So... don't leave us hanging, what's on the Friendica and Peertube links?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not much. If it is a spam thing then I suspect that was coming later.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Prolly bc Nicole is busy with her pre-health-sciences studies. /s

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

If you think about it, health science studies is a big enough field, everything that came before that is massive. No wonder she is busy.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I poked around out of curiosity. The friendica profile was empty except for one post saying hi. The peertube was live an hour ago or so and had a few comments. I'm currently in bed so didn't watch it to see if there was any sound. The final link was to some chat room thing that needed a login to get in, and I didn't feel like making one.

[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

I'm curious what was in hell but not enough to go check myself

[–] M137@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Would love to see how many actually fell for it, highly doubt anyone who did would ever say so.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago

Sup.

Didn't actually, but I'll admit that for a second I thought oh man someone needs to tell them they're trying too hard but then I thought about how strange it was to introduce yourself to a community via DM and how many people you'd have to send it to, and--oh, just like spam, because it is spam lol.

But I'm quite gullible / naive, so usually take most comms at face value initially. It's just how I am.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

til I am an unintentional new-types-of-spam luddite or how you say… Boomer.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My dumbass did, until I checked the PeerTube channel. The live video was just being played on repeat or something. There's no way she just stood still there for hours.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Same! I actually commented as well 😭

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Funny how they think using this bland looking girl would trick us instead of using the usual hot girl that’s obviously a bot.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"The Fediverse Chick" like there's just one

Everyone knows !femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone and !mtf@lemmy.blahaj.zone is full of cuties

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

What's even weirder is the livestream she was supposedly on. I tried commenting, but there was no answer.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They didn't even bother to try and scam us with someone hot. The fake Tinder profiles at least bothered to find some girl on Instagram to steal pictures of.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think they figured that, as we've rejected the attractive popular social media sites, we might be more inclined to go for someone more attainable and on our wavelength. I imagine she's been hit up with plenty of "what's your stack? Right answers only! LOL. Kidding. πŸ€ͺ".

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 3 points 1 month ago

LDR don't work out anyway.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She doesn’t even look polish.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Ah I read it as polish and though, "she is quite shiny.*