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Not my Reddit account but this was just too funny not to share. I do not have the link to the original but if somebody does I’ll add it here

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 84 points 2 months ago (1 children)

can you help me dox this guy

i know where he lives

wtf do you need help with then?

[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 77 points 2 months ago

I got locked out of my antifa.com account, just wondering if you can help post it there for me

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The feds are getting lazy or this is some Elon fan trying to play Super Spy

Either way, tee-hee

[–] Des@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lets combine those: could be his federalized fans being lazy and being paid to spy directly from the treasury

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Dialectics in action

[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What a dumb question. Just report to your Antifa cell’s information czar and they’ll direct you to the proper channels.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 months ago

exactly. we need to follow chain of command otherwise nancy pelosi will go apeshit like when we fucked up the donald assassinations

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We spell it tsar because we’re all Russian agents

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

But we hate the tsar

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What happens when you lower competition for those alphabet agency jobs

I've gotten spam emails with more effort put into their composition and the underlying subtlety than this metaphorical bat to the face

"Hello would you like to be black bagged y/n?"

[–] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

secure-researcher-36

peltier-laugh

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago
[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

Post hog or no deal.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

H E X B E A R DOT N E T

[–] NewOldGuard@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Yes please send the information to my work address, it’s hexbear.net/ppb

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Sorta like the tiktok comments saying "anyone who wants to do a Luigi, PM me"

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

How do you do, fellow radicals?

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I know exactly the person you're talking about! He lives on 69 Hooker Avenue, Dickshooter, ID, 83624

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

PS: Blacks Rule

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 months ago

"yeah try r/neoliberal"

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I did a bit of trolling with the username "antifa liaison". Good times.