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[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

We'd all end up drugged with needles up our arms laying in front of the unemployment centers of we don't get better at chemistry. Like, all of us.

Joke's on him, I'm in IT now, so I'm of WAY worse.

[–] HailSeitan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

That Wikipedia was unreliable

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Skateboarding is unethical, immoral, and should be illegal…

I wrote my next essay in highlighter after that to make her suffer. She was the worst

[–] goober@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There is no such thing as negative numbers. "How do you take 5 apples from 3 when there are only 3 apples?" This was in elementary school in Wisconsin. The temperature regularly goes below zero. Pointing this out got me time in the corner. I'm still kinda salty about that.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

When you say "in the corner", I'm guessing this was one of those really, really old small schools you'd see in Little House on the Prairie.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That Columbus was a good person.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

Not so fun fact, he is said to be the first European to have syphilis as it was originally a Caribbean condition, and he was said to have caused it to spread in Europe, which also means he is the reason everyone started wearing powdered wigs as it went from a way to hide syphilis baldness to a fashion statement. So now you know what to expect (a version of George Washington who looks like Brad Pitt perhaps) if you ever go back in time and burn the Santa Maria.

[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I used the word poesy in a written assignment, as in the art of poetry. The teacher didn't recognize it as a real word and deducted points from my grade. She had a policy that we could correct and resubmit for half points, so I did that but didn't change the word, I just helpfully gave her the definition in a footnote.

Shocked, naive, innocent little me didn't not know what to think when she took that as an insult. I was only trying to help her, didn't she get that?!?

This was one of a handful of events when my sister started implying I might have a neurospicy brain. IDK, maybe, but I was just being accurate so I didn't really see that as anything I needes to address. I thought the overly-sensitive and factually incorrect teacher was the one who needed to self-reflect.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

neurospicy brain

Hey I have one of these. Maybe not in the typical way, but still. So don't worry.

For reasons like you describe where neurotypicals aren't always exactly known for being critical, sometimes I think of how accurate it might be under some definitions to say neurotypicals are the faultily-minded ones.

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 86 points 10 hours ago (7 children)

You won't always have a calculator with you.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 points 11 minutes ago

My class was repeatedly threatened for using more than one finger on a calculator to solve chemistry equations. “If I see those Nintendo thumbs…

[–] niketunic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

i wonder if this ever keeps any math teachers up at night. how wrong they were about this

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

Yes, I'm currently typing on a device that can function as a calculator

Maths teachers should really be saying that they're teaching us how to do maths on a calculator

I'm horrible at maths though probably because of my autism spectrum disorder

I've only improved in areas of maths where I've self taught myself mental shortcuts to do it in my head

School helped somewhat with the Autism accommodations here in Australia but not that much, I find making my own accommodations and self teaching myself years later is way better than the accommodations provided by my school

They really should take student feedback in a lot more

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[–] nettle@mander.xyz 16 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I got a question right on an electronics quiz about finding the resistance in a curcuit (I have verified I was right).

My science teacher who didn't know how to do it in the first place and was just looking at the (incorrect) answer schedule said I was wrong. I just said "I don't think so but ok" even though I knew I was right as I did not want to argue. As she was walking away I explained to my friend why I was right, my teacher overheard me and came storming to the table saying:

"WHEN I SAY IM RIGHT I AM RIGHT! AND WHEN I SAY YOUR WRONG YOU ARE WRONG!"

At the top of her lungs.

I was just a kid so it put me off science for a bit tbh.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 minutes ago

I was just a kid so it put me off science for a bit tbh.

And isn't that a fucking shame? I mean, science can be such an interesting thing that can improve and enrich your life and can even become a career, but or just takes one bad teacher to let all that go to waste.

I had a guy teach biology and chemistry, and he was... well just not a good teacher (but a very decent human outside of class, to be fair). Made me really hate his classes and subjects. It took quite a long time for me to get more interested again.

On the other hand, I had a teacher in computer science teach is the basics of relational databases and object oriented programming in Borland Delphi (yes!), and now that I'm almost 40, I STILL feed on that knowledge, have become a sysadmin, have helped a dozen of co-eds in uni pass their programming test by tutoring them... He's just a huge part of what I've become as a person. One teacher really can make a difference, one direction or the other. Thank you Mr. Barchmann, wherever you are.

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

Oh boy, this reminds me of one test in college where there was a question that had a logical circuit diagram, I don't remember what it asked exactly but my answer was marked wrong, I went to the teacher the next day and told him I thought that was the right answer and he said "well, it's not, I'll demonstrate" and he wrote the question on the board called attention for everyone saying he would show the right answer to the test question, and started answering it. I saw him start to answer and immediately he made a mistake, I raised my hand to point that out and he told me to let him finish. He got to the end of the thing, showed a different result, and said "see, this was the correct result" to which I said "You missed the NOT at the beginning of the circuit", he looks at it, rewrites some stuff, and gets to my answer to which I said "and that's what you marked as the wrong result on my test". He still tried to claim that was wrong because he got the question from book X, and a colleague (who I suspect had also given the right answer) produced the book, looked up the answer and said loudly "the second answer is the one on the book". Defeated he had to give me (and whoever else had the right answer) at the point for that question. Completely unrelated story, that guy was also the coordinator of the course I was coursing and after months of waiting for recognition of some classes that I had taken at a different college coincidentally the very next week they got denied which meant I would have to take 14 extra classes (so at least a year and a half extra) to graduate, and that some of the classes I was taking that semester would have to be dropped and retaken after coursing the prerequisites (which I was trying to get recognized), one such class was the one where I got the question right... What a coincidence, right?

I should thank that guy, because of him I dropped out of college, moved to another city, and started at another college where I met my wife.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

She sounds like she had a short circuit.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Had a science teacher back in middle school that claimed to have a buddy that "designed" a way to make gas engines more efficient by running the gas line over the engine to warm it up before entering the engine. Said that GM bought the "design" with no patent, and hid it away so that it wouldn't get out. Problem is, that's not how BTUs work and GM would obviously know that. Also that's a good way to destroy your engine by misfiring.

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[–] MicrowavedTea@infosec.pub 32 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You should be enjoying the school years cause they'll be the best of your life. Said by someone who very obviously peaked in high school.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

They were kind of right and really wrong.

Im 40 and married now... remember how nervous tou were just trying to talk to someone you had a crush on? That level of "Powerline up the ass" intensity of feelings?

Yeah these days, firstly if I'm ever single again shit has gone seriously sideways... But I could without a sense of trepidation walk up to Charlize Theron in a coffee shop, tell her how amazing she was in Aeon flux, ask her how she got involved in executive producing Hyperdrive for netflix and then ask her if she would like to grab dinner sometime. Because these days you have to really go some lengths to get a rise out of me.

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[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 45 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

There's checks and balances in our government

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[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 38 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

Pores in latex condoms bigger than the AIDS virus.

Fuck a science class, that motherfucker shouldn’t have been allowed near the school.

[–] malle_yeno@pawb.social 2 points 4 hours ago

We had that taight in our high school too!

(And as a totally unrelated fact I'm sure, our biology teacher was a major figure in our local church and was pro abstinence. Completely unrelated, of course)

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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 31 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

“You need to go to college to be successful or you’ll be flipping burgers!”

So said teachers, parents, career counselors, etc. and here we are, I beat school, and no jobs. Should’ve become an electrician.

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[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

My middle school computer teacher once said that unwanted email was called "flame". I had never heard that term before or since used in the context of email.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

Gives a new meaning to "flame wars".

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

I remember a bunch of things in science class in middle school, because I was really into science and it bothered me that they oversimplified everything to the point of being straight up false. Like a definition of "animals" being "something with eyes and a mouth". I mentioned several examples of animals without eyes, like corals, but the teacher just exasperatedly said that they did have small mouths. Ok, but your definition said eyes and a mouth, not or.

I also remember a question in a test about astronomy being "what is the biggest object". I thought about it for a moment and then wrote "the universe"; which I'll maintain to this day, was right. But it was marked wrong. The expected answer was the sun. I talked about it to the teacher, because it wasn't like I pulled the existence of objects bigger than the sun from my personal knowledge only, we'd explicitly talked about bigger stars and galaxies. But the teacher said "It was implied 'biggest object in the solar system' ". Implied how? It definitely wasn't written. I still want my point back.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

The sun? The sun!? I guess your teacher didn't know about Aldebaran, the size of galaxies... Supermassive black holes... Galactic filaments... And yes, the universe itself.

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[–] paequ2 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter if I'm a good person, if I don't believe in god, I'm going to hellll.

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