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Just got home from work (exploited for 14 hours) and opened my freezer to find NO PIZZA ROLLS. This is what Marx warned us about. The bourgeoisie have stolen my pizza rolls. I am now fully radicalized. Revolution when?

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pizza Rolls Theory of Value

[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

yards of ~~linen~~ totinos

[–] NoYouLogOff@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

My college town Walmart stopped offering cheese only pizza rolls, bagel bites, etc. I only ever eat that kind sadness .

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

In Anachro-communism you'd stop by a communal kitchen on the way home from work and pick up your free pizza rolls there

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Just got a fresh box of bagel bites today to avoid those exact material conditions

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Totino boi has logged on