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[–] Ramenator@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

American city names: New-removedshire-Upon-My-Ass

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Have they decided which of Arkansas and Kansas is pronounced correctly? I assume that's what their civil war was about.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Arkansas is the one which was originally named, it comes from the french name of one of the tribes that lived in the region. Kansas just thought it sounded cool.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Then can you explain where, exactly, they're carrying those wayward sons?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

It's easy when they're just dust in the wind

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I dunno, but there'll be peace when they are done.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There is a Kansa tribe. No need to erase natives over interstate bullshit.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Didnt know, just kinda assumed due to how often states either split or names get recycled.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

While in Kansas the Arkansas River is pronounced arr-kansas. Otherwise it's Arkansaw.

[–] Sunfoil@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You can say removed, it's the internet.

Eidt: wow you actually can't. That's stupid. Literally 1984.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 11 months ago

That will be your instances fault everyone else is absolutely fine. Lemmy.world admins are awful.

Anyway we should all be on smaller instances just on general principle.

[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

That's lemmy.world for ya ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

New Bundleofsticksshire-Upon-My-Ass

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That’s a brutally discriminatory name these days.

They prefer the term London

[–] li10@feddit.uk 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Always interesting to see people mention my hometown of Faggotshire online.

I live in South Bummersly these days though.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Pronounced "Sow bumsly", no doubt.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

I'll sow her bumsly, if you know what I mean (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago

I can picture it. It's definitely a Southern town, no northern industrial city.

I bet it has 12 pubs around a village green.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 18 points 11 months ago
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Meanwhile the Americans have the British names but pronounce it completely different because of the fucking bostoners

[–] droans@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Don't place the blame on us. The British have changed their dialect like twelve times since we were their colony.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Well that's because you unsubscribed from the language patches, made your own fork and then did nothing with it.

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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (4 children)

How do you pronounce Worcester?

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

Woster for short

[–] TAG@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

As an American who lived in Worcester, MA for a number of years: Wuster or Wustah

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago
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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also because the British have proven themselves incapable of taking care of the language, as proven every day by cockneys.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The whole point of cockney is that you can tell who is and isn't a local.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago

And by local they mean on the street by street level.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago

Burning, ham

Yet they can pronounce Halifax just fine.

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shout-out to Fucking growing so tired of jokes and sign theft that they changed their name... to Fugging. Because ze Austrians think that's less funny.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Fugging :-DDDDDD

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Fugsha lmaooooooo

[–] Kcryptonian@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Shah_of_Iran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Usually 4chan but there are multiple chan-sites

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[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

French-sounding places:

Vincennes-sur-l'oisement
Saint-martin-des-Vosges
Mathildeville
Miquelin-les-prés

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

British-sounding places:

  • Shitterton
  • Scratchy Bottom
  • Cockplay
  • Penistone
  • Gay Street, West Sussex

Oh wait these are all real British places

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

If you put an a at the end the polish name is accurate

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Americans who pronounce 'Dubois' as DEW-boyse and DU-bwah depending on personal preference.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We just do that. Miami, FL is pronounced differently than Miami, OK.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

TIL.

Sure we could find other examples.

edit = Someone elese did 'Arkansas' and 'Kansas.'

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes they're just named after different guys. Like Houston Street versus Houston, Texas.

See also Luis, Luise, and Louise.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Louisville and St. Louis were named after the same guy. Pronounced differently. Lew-ie-ville and Saint Lou-iss

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Portugal:

Fodarelho da Raia

Cona-da-Velha

Covide (this one actually exists)

Pintelhos

Estudasses

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Lithuanian place names be like: Kalabybiškės

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Newfoundland names be like:

Come by Chance

Blow me Down

Conception bay

Dildo

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Italy:

Sborate sul Minchio

Pornassio(this one actually exists)

EDIT: formatting

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