Be the brick that's thrown through a cop car's window, not the one that's part of a prison wall.
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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What if you're just a brick out in a field all alone because someone forgot you during cleanup?
Then you can still provide valuable living space for all kinds of insects, or smash a combine harvester's machinery.
I couldn't have asked for a better answer.
Of course not. Bricks can't ask for anything.
Thanks, Floyd.
That reminds me of the old joke:
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Menstrual blood
The fumes when you mix Nitric Acid and Dinitrogen Tetroxide
A brick
And what's white and hinders you from eating?
cocaine
Not wrong but it's a snow avalanche
I'd say dad's dick but that would mean you're my sibling which I don't have any.
No one has ever seen the inside of a brick
Well I ain't declined en passant.
Remove the last line and it's a perfect abstract meme. That line r u i n s it...
Thanks you made me realize
Listen I'm only brickish. I'm semi passing
The least you could do is fly through a window so powerful politicians can get some martial law up in here! Gotta respond to big protests somehow.
All in all you're
Society isn't made out of bricks, so this isn't a metaphor for anything.
Hello. I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
I’m certainly thick as a brick…
I'm earthquake