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[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 131 points 8 months ago

More proof that smoking restricts blood flow to the brain. If any were needed.

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

And the ties between addictive behavior and conspiracy theorists

[-] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 104 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

[-] Sanity_in_Moderation@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

They'll save money on catering.

[-] Jaysyn@kbin.social 76 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Cause nothing screams "sound judgement" like a nicotine addiction.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I love when people are like "if you get a windfall of money you'll probably go bankrupt. Look at the statistics from lottery winners, 70% of them end up broke."

Ah yes, a subset of the population whose only common traits are that they gamble and make objectively terrible financial decisions. Obviously this group should be the benchmark for the financial literacy and money management of the general population.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

No, winners aren't all dumbasses. This post is smart and important to understand the whole thing.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/whats_the_happiest_5word_sentence_you_could_hear/chb38xf/

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

True, though let's not act as if the family and friends constantly asking for money or expectating it, old acquaintances suddenly claiming you abused/assaulted/scammed them knowing you'll just settle out of court to get them to fuck off, haven't happened even to fiscally responsible people as well.

There's more than just bad financial literacy with some of them, as not all lottery winners are always broke gamblers. The majority are, but not all. So the fact that almost every single person loses it all in a couple years should indicate that it still has massive potential to make your life harder even if you know what you're doing and don't succumb to massive overspending.

[-] QuinceDaPence@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I think I could actually lay low pretty easy. Everything I'd buy people know I've been saving up for for a while. And they all take time to get even if you have the money so it wouldn't be all at once.

Plus my "dream [property/vehicle/hobby items/etc]" are all fairly atainable. Like theres a certain classic vehicle I want that usually goes for 20-30k just the configuration I want is a little difficult to find.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Not all states allow you to collect winnings anonymously. I doubt your relatives are actively monitoring lottery winners, but there may be some sleazy, ambulance chasing lawyers that do and would "preemptively" reach out to family and friends to let them know they're happy to represent them if they "just so happen" to suffer any damages from you.

[-] TheGoldenV@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Well now I wonder if there’s a control for that in the studies. Would I make good or poor choices in the same situation?

I’d still roll the dice.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

A used heroin needle poll however, that's how you get the opinions of our greatest minds

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 56 points 8 months ago

This is just like the tip cups that say "Star Trek" vs "Star Wars" or whatever. It's not about the actual choices. It's about getting people to put stuff in one or the other.

This question gets people to put their butts in the disposal, rather than on the ground.

[-] GoosLife@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Also, I don't believe the moon landing was faked, but I would totally put my cigarette butt in that one. Get my butt vote, conspiracy nuts. Who cares.

The actual label is the least factor in where I put it.

(I don't know why my brain feels the need to clarify this to strangers on the internet, but for the record, I don't actually smoke)

[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Glad you clarified youre not smoking, thats imaginary bonus points for you.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago

Do more smokers think the moon landing is fake?

Do people who think the moon landing was fake smoke more?

Are people who think the moon landing is fake more likely to smoke?

Is "fake" just closer to the smokers?

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 35 points 8 months ago

I bet people are putting them in the "fake" side as a joke.

[-] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 19 points 8 months ago

100%, id totally put my butt in the fake side if I were a smoker for laughs

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 months ago

Did they paint the sign after letting it fill up?

[-] buzziebee@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Was the image photoshopped to show the "survey" text?

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This would be a damn good way to get data in the 60s though.

[-] RepulsiveDog4415@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

Do people who believe the moonlanding is fake smoke more cigarets than others?

What if a couple chain smokers are responsible for all the no votes?

[-] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Did they just have to empty the other bin sooner?

[-] cooopsspace@infosec.pub 35 points 8 months ago

Stupid people smoke

[-] gatelike@feddit.de 23 points 8 months ago

this is more of a study of what percentage of smokers here have a sense of humor. People don't take these things seriously for the most part, voting no at least brings a moment of joy if you consider it humorous.

[-] niemcycle@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Majority of people believe the Moon landing was real. Conspiracy Georg, who smokes 100 packs a day was an outlier and should not have been counted.

[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 22 points 8 months ago

One of the biggest proponents of the moon landing being real is that the USSR believed it happened. You can imagine the amount of sensors and cameras pointed at the moon to denounce the US if it was fake. Especially while at the height of the space race. Whoever got to the moon first would be the ones to claim it.

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

It's because of the lizard people controlling both states at the time

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago

I mean, this is a great way to determine if smokers are idiots.

Looking like the majority is a yes.

[-] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 2 points 4 months ago

Well actually the majority is a no

[-] weedwhacking@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

I love people, always willing to commit to the bit

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago
[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

What really gets me is the comments here revealing how little Lemmy users understand the average human

[-] Ubettawerk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 8 months ago

Now I need to take up smoking so I can vote

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

That's why you need to be 18 to get the vote.

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 8 points 8 months ago

This might be a viable strategy to avoid the littering of cigarette butts.

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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[-] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

HAHAHHAHAHHA NO BALLS L BOZO GET RATIOED

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

That's not what unanimous means 🤔

[-] TinfoilBeanieTech@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

It’s amazing that we had the video and image technology to fake the moon landing back in the 60’s, but we still don’t have the technical ability to fake a cigarette butt poll on the internet over half a century later.

[-] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 6 points 8 months ago

Ha, look at these idiots who still think the moon is real.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Were is this exactly? I'll start chain smoking for this

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

I think I saw this one with a different poll

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago
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