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[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Wasps; I'm going to be a supervillain now.

Edit: Scratch that. Termites have better crime potential, if that's the idea I'm going with.

Even if not, a large quadruped is the wrong answer when we already have dogs, horses and elephants. Something flying, digging, tiny or aquatic is where we should all be thinking.

I mean, obviously a lion.

[โ€“] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Foxes. They're like a cross between cats and dogs, with their cute fluffy tails.

[โ€“] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

You should listen to and smell a fox before embarking on that kind of project.

[โ€“] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

Russians inadvertantly did that, when trying to rear blue foxes for fur. Selecting for tameness altered the coat.

[โ€“] badbytes@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I'd take a unicorn or dragon.

[โ€“] Reil@beehaw.org 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Domesticated microraptor. It would be cool as hell, and also imply that we've somehow resurrected a dead species.

[โ€“] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago

Get a chicken. They still know they're dinossaurs.

[โ€“] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Lana! He remembers me!

[โ€“] Xamith@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

How do you titilate an ocelot?

[โ€“] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Sparrows are already semi domesticated due to living near human settlements basically since we started farming.

[โ€“] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 27 minutes ago

Well, they're not domesticated enough to let me pet them unless I catch a chick which fell off a nest.

[โ€“] Wahots@pawb.social 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Probably red pandas. I'm still a bit surprised they are wild animals, they seem too silly to be like...doing their own thing out there.

Is this a rabbit hole I want to go down?

I too want to domesticate a Firefox

[โ€“] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A bear. They are just adorable and silly and cute until they eat you completely for no reason.

[โ€“] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a ............................. beer." The bartender asks: "Why the big pause?" The bear responds: "I don't know, I was born with them."

(Pic in OP relevant. Even bear cubs have big paws.)

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[โ€“] Rusty@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)
[โ€“] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Penguin, I want to see a penguin wearing thigh highs and an arch linux shirt :3

[โ€“] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 11 hours ago

those would be the shortest thigh highs ever

[โ€“] ouRKaoS 17 points 1 day ago

Quokka.

I need that type of positivity in my life.

[โ€“] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Zebras. It's just a bug that we can't, right? It's just a stripey horse!

[โ€“] ByroTriz@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Zebras are extremely aggressive and violent

[โ€“] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

I've read somewhere some have been successfully (more or less) tamed.

[โ€“] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 7 hours ago

I'm assuming the hypothetical domestication process proposed by OP is magical though.

[โ€“] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] confuser@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am trying to befriend crows right now so I agree with this haha

[โ€“] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Howโ€™s it going? What are you doing to try?

This is on my wish list of things to do, but I always forget to start.

[โ€“] confuser@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 19 minutes ago)

So far its only been a week and I'm starting to realize that I haven't chosen a good spot to place food and should find a spot or feeder where I can have water and the food in a nice open part of the yard raised in the air a bit and hopefully in a spot I can aim a camera at. I was playing with dogfood and saw 1 juvenile crow only because I had set up a camera from a old phone, today I got some unshelled unsalted peanuts. I think to get the ball rolling better I need to go walk around and find some crows and lead them towards the house. I grabbed a old broke plant pot made of ceramic and broke the ceramic into small pieces so I can offer some shiny objects to the crows so maybe they either see the food better or take this as a gift and start connecting with my spot more. I don't think I am on their normal route and we have a lot of other miscellaneous birds and dogs and cats and some small predator wild animals around and in a suburb so i don't think it will be very easy to get them to come regularly, I was surprised to even get the one bird once.

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