this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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Enough Musk Spam

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[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why share a fake AI image to roast someone? There are plenty of real photos to laugh at

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Quick! Someone toss it back in! It’s suffocating breathing our air!

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What did he scrape his tum tum on?

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

He's on his period.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

I'd say a skinny Jabba.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 6 days ago

Sentient mayonnaise

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Into the gulf of me, X & co please !1!!

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 76 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Built like a ziplock full of milk

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Holy shit that’s hilarious.

[–] YungOnions@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

OK, this made me genuinely laugh out loud, well done

[–] MooDib@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

The Baron at least had some style

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is this picture photoshopped, or does he actually have this much of a belly?

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 58 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bro built like a deep breath.

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Now this is a rare insult

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

And now I see why he chickened out of the fight with Zuckerberg. Zuck vs. the X Fail Whale. Would have been epic.

Don't get me wrong, I don't like Zuck, and would have been cheering for him to clumsily trip as he was led from the ring, but I do have my preferred order of courses in my billionaire buffet, and the Elon course comes first.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Forget about Vantablack. Elonwhite is the new color de jour. It’s so fucking white that no light is absorbed at all.

[–] FunkFakin420@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is not a normal human shape...

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Instead of losing weight he's been sucking his gut in or wearing a girdle. Joe Rogan has the same torso.

[–] ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

From what I've heard (code for too lazy to google rn) it was because he had liposuction, but kept up his shitty diet so the fat piled on weird.

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

That's entirely possible as well. If you remove fat cells from one area, the others will pick up the slack.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Wow, he's camouflaged for the boat

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I'd also linke to know the source.

[–] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have no clue and I dont care. I will share this and many more forever! Fucking garbage bag of oatmeal!

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

Spreading AI slop helps no one.

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We should not shame him for his body.

...

We should shame him for what a terrible piece of garbage human being he is.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Phew. I'm glad I only think I look like him, and I at least can diet that away and still have a personality.

[–] raid_dad@lemm.ee 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago

Splash water on it and push it back in, poor thing.

Oh, wait.

Yeah, splash water on it and push it in.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 1 week ago

A literal bathtub full of literal feces would actually be more attractive.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

He's looking for a milk bath to snort his worm poop in.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Excellent reference!!