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Neptune isn’t a beautiful oceanic blue (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 101 points 1 month ago (14 children)

i wish all unnecessary censors a very FUUUUCKKK YOUUUUUU

[–] anas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hey you can’t swear on the internet, reported /s

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[–] thedarkfly@feddit.nl 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The censorship makes it worse actually

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

clearly it says "I will caress you with my bare hands"

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Free handjob!

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pfft it still has supersonic wind and diamond rain, it's cool

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago

And a retrograde moon!

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Blender sphere ass planet

[–] four@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can't wait for the discovery of default cube planet

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

the gods deleted it when the universe was created

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

What about monkey head planet?

[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I can't believe the first thing I thought when I was scrolling and saw this image was "straight flush". My brain has been broken by balatro.

[–] SteveNashFan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Nope!

It haunts my dreams.

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

🪐🪐🪐🌎🌏

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Human-visible universe is boring :(

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

so much grey :(

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Imagine how much cooler a telescope would look to a snake

I wish I could see infrared

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Neptune isnt blue and there's nothing you can do

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 month ago

The planet, Pluto, and I are not impressed with your lies.

[–] Oberyn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wy tf "kill" censored ❓❓

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Because TikTok, Instagram and YouTube think it's a booboo word so of course we all must adhere now.
I wish all big tech CEOs a very "unalive"

[–] Oberyn@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

What is this , 4kids ⁉️⁉️⁉️

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well we still have Jupiter and Saturn.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do we though? I'm questions all planet colors now. They have lied to me before.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, amateur astronomers can make out some of the clouds with a decent-sized reflector, and have even taken photos for us.

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[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Next thing they tell me, Earth isn't blue.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe that’s the colour of Uranus…

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Just see different wavelengths, easy.

[–] anzo@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Why would you prefer my anus not being washed out? Trust me, it was never blue..

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