lol idk
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Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)
Mashing Keys
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
It wouldn't.
Tree
Very painfully
Guess I'm a very tasty bug.
I guess I'm not growing old
I'm not sure I want to know...
I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere
Whelp...
Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
The deadliest kind of death
I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
Yeah, likely commands such as, but not limited to: "I told you to take the last boat out of here!" Or "I won't need the log book where I am going so you better take it to draw inside while you wait for rescue you idiot!"
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean
First I am. And then...
I'm not.
SUPPLIES!
Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.
I dont't know lulz
In some sketchy den with a khajiit
Painfully, I'd assume
Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
With a bang
Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
A Japanese Math Rock band murders me
Uhhhh.
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
I am very satisfied with this outcome
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
If you have a mouse, try Ctrl+left click or maybe click the mouse wheel. If it's a touchscreen, try long-pressing a link to get your new tab option.
And now you don't need an account for that site. Have a nice account death?
I just got tired of always middle-clicking because I would inevitably forget to, close the tab I was using, and get annoyed. I actually ended up needing to post on that site eventually, so the account has purpose now, at least.
So many ways...
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
🤷♂️
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