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If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen? (lemm.ee)

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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?

[–] hitstun@fedia.io 3 points 11 hours ago

Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

[–] HaveMeOnYourPodcast@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Doxxed by H3?

[–] Calcifer@eviltoast.org 8 points 13 hours ago

My flame will be extinguished.

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I catch a Solarbeam to the face!

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease

[–] UncleJesus@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

I don't think its widely used anymore

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 3 points 12 hours ago

beaten to death with a hoe

[–] snail@lemm.ee 26 points 19 hours ago

It finally caught up to me

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 5 points 13 hours ago

I've seen Monty Python before.

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 5 points 14 hours ago

Mine is pretty obvious.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

[–] arch@feddit.nl 5 points 14 hours ago

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

🤨

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago

Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.

[–] curry@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

Very delicious and spicy as intended.

[–] oxytocin@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

Happily.

[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 14 hours ago

I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.

I'd be so proud.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.

Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

Lots of beans

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Well...

[–] DaniNatrix@leminal.space 2 points 13 hours ago

Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 15 hours ago

I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 13 points 21 hours ago

lol idk

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

I am just going outside and may be some time...

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Gluttony

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[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

probably something cult related I guess

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 22 hours ago

Tree

[–] Incorgnito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

An undercover Corgi mission.

[–] Urist@lemmy.ml 4 points 17 hours ago

I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago

I'm not sure I want to know...

[–] Morti@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 22 hours ago

The deadliest kind of death

[–] neidr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago

Snakebite

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.

[–] shiiika@midwest.social 3 points 17 hours ago

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 6 points 19 hours ago

Sounds unpleasant.

[–] DaniNatrix@leminal.space 1 points 13 hours ago

Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol

[–] FortyTwo@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

I guess I'm not growing old

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago

Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.

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[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

Whelp...

[–] vapourisation@programming.dev 4 points 19 hours ago

Very quickly but likely quite painful

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