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If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen? (lemm.ee)

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[–] fempyre@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I am very satisfied with this outcome

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.

[–] me_jumper@infosec.pub 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Strangled by my hoodie?

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[–] Incorgnito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

An undercover Corgi mission.

[–] hitstun@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

A stylish infinite combo from Meikyousisui MvC2 Vol. 10 that only works on me.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I am just going outside and may be some time...

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I dont't know lulz

[–] azulavoir@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Just broke.

[–] SpaceRanger13@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.

[–] abominable_panda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mauled, eaten or crushed to death

... or cuteness overload

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Impressively.

[–] flubba86@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Obesity, and bounciness.

[–] Assassin4@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

No idea

[–] Cordyceps_cereal@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago

Mind control cereal

[–] polysics@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A Japanese Math Rock band murders me

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[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Some catty wampas, likely.

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Death by snusnu

[–] skinless_corpus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I just hope I'm on the receiving end.

[–] American_Jesus@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

By a spear, then repawn after 3 days

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[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 months ago

Mine is pretty obvious.

[–] LedgeDrop@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

....that last step will be a doozy.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

quickly

[–] immortaly007@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

It wouldn't.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh this is an easy one

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[–] AppearanceBoring9229@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later

[–] Heathcliff@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Cat.

[–] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?

[–] arch@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

[–] Urist@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Someone finally writes my name in that death note.

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.

[–] vapourisation@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Very quickly but likely quite painful

[–] Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

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