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It feels like laziness on their part now (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 78 points 4 months ago (23 children)

You're allowed to say "kill" on the internet.

[–] match@pawb.social 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

not on tiktok you're not

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 25 points 4 months ago

Then go somewhere else

[–] happydoors@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

The biazzaro rules of TikTok censorship will forever impact the language English and I mourn it

[–] yata@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Not on the US corporate curated internet. It hurts the feelings of advertisers.

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[–] infinitejones@sh.itjust.works 36 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Same with the miniature furniture they give you in pizza boxes. I only ever seem to get the tables.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 months ago

I had gone to some pizza place years ago (in Santa Cruz I think) that has chairs to go with the table.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In some parts of Canada they use a ball of dough instead. No plastic waste + bonus bread ball = far superior to the little table no matter how cute it is

[–] Retropunk64@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What's even the point of that? The little table doesn't do shit.

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

I got a hockey net last time.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Easier To clean at least than the ones the peach people put in.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 4 months ago

Those get stuck far more often as well.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

FYI you can cram the seed into some dirt and grow your own avocado tree! Apparently needs a different tree to cross pollinate if you ever want it to make new avocados though

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 months ago

Worth mentioning it'll fruit in half a decade, twice that if it isn't GMO

[–] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 3 months ago

Kids these days...
Avocados used to be an important resource in the tech industry, since they were the only reliable source of new mouse balls.
After the invention of optical mice, experiments showed that the flesh around the mouse ball has an alternative use, for keeping millenials too poor to revolt.