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Ladies and gentlemen, the dumbest person on the planet, Donald Trump.

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[–] MyMotherIsAHamster@lemmy.ca 30 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Trump can go fuck himself, can't he?

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 12 points 19 hours ago

Not if Stormy Daniels is to be believed (I see no reason to not believe her). She went on a late show and showed the mushroom closest to Donalds appendage

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 16 points 18 hours ago

You've managed to piss off the country whose reputation is that they apologize for everything. Stupid idiot.

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That thumbnail is pretty nasty

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 14 hours ago

He looks like he's wearing eyebrow wigs

[–] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 30 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Canada will be waiting! Elbows up!

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Elbows up is Canada's new official stance on US relations.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Out of the loop - what doe elbows up mean / refer to?

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

In hockey "elbows up" is a sign a player would like to fight. In this context Canadians are telling America if you want to start a trade war and question our sovereignty, we are gonna put up a fight instead of just bending over.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Gotcha! Best of luck to Canada if push comes to shove. As a 'murican I'd like to think my countrymen and especially our military whose loyalty is sworn to the constitution, not to the president, would resist the fuck out of an order to invade Canada, but so far we don't seem to have much of a spine.

Idk what all I can do to help from inside the dumpster fire, but I'll throw a wrench in the gears on this side whenever the opportunity presents.

...this is all just so fucking stupid >_<

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Please protect your elbows while you're putting us in our place. I recommend elbow pads:

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 25 points 19 hours ago

Yes so nasty of us Canadians sending super scoopers to help with their fires. If only we were one of the nice, friendly, genocidal countries like Isreal.

[–] HonoredMule@lemmy.ca 16 points 18 hours ago

Good.

Let him stick to that line, keeping Canadians angry and trade negotiations stalled. He's helping us maintain the momentum needed to build a stronger Canada and end reliance on U.S. trade for good. When he and his ilk are all eventually deposed, the U.S. will have to make many concessions to get (partially) back into our good graces. If that doesn't happen, our need for political separation will only increase.

No deal is the best deal.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 18 points 19 hours ago

I wish Australia and the UK were as nasty as Canada. Tariff the US already you cowards.

[–] rozcakj@lemmy.ca 21 points 20 hours ago

When it comes to far right-wing 'conservatives/republicans', remember that "every accusation is an admission" - especially so for Trump.

[–] LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee 4 points 14 hours ago

Can someone please get dementia Donny back to his nursing home please

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 15 points 19 hours ago

We were beautiful last week, now we're nasty. Whatever. This charade is getting crustier than Trump's toe cheese.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 15 points 20 hours ago

I'd consider myself nice, but if you want nasty, Donald, I'll give you nasty.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago

Come on up here Trump, say that to our faces!

[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Public spanking of Donald is in order. Time to put up Wanted sign for Don.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

No fuckin' way i'm spanking that. Shit splatters

[–] Rivalarrival 2 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Politically, Canada and California are indistinguishable. The United States with two Californias would look more like Canada than it would the current US.

The GOP cringes every time Trump talks about a 51st state.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Dear Canadians,

Despite being fully taken over by morons, this soon-to-be US expat loves you.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand, will you be an American that temporarily lives and works in another country?

Or will you live and work in America temporarily?

In the latter case: why choose the us?

In the former case: Why only temporarily leave the US?

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

American Expat means leaving the USA. ”ExPat" means ex-patriot. Not the best word, but it's what people use.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yea expats are foreign workers that intend to return home after some time. While immigrants are looking to stay.

I still maintain that there is some ambiguity with "US expat" but I ain't no native speaker. So what do I know.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

I will return home to my parents and family for visits. I have permission to work from mexico from my company. I may come back I'd the states get their shit together, but I'm tired of fighting for a lost cause.

[–] el_muerte@lemm.ee 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Diaper Don is further gone than Old Yeller was when his owner took him back behind the shed. Just sayin'

[–] grey_maniac@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

Wasn't Old Yeller rabid? Not that the farting Cheeto might not also be, of course.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Haha, good one. Ok you can stop joking now. Guys did-- did you hear me? YOU CAN STOP JOKING NOW GUYS

[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Oh really Donny, are they deplorable?

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