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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 193 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Speaking about the mine, Errol told Musk biographer Walter Isaacson: “If you registered it, you would wind up with nothing, because the Blacks would take everything from you.”

Hmm...exactly the guy to prove someone isn't racist.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe he meant Elon wasn't racist enough in his opinion?

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 8 points 1 week ago

Elon probably seems remarkably egalitarian compared to him, even now.

[–] hendrik@palaver.p3x.de 103 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Classic. Can't be racist, cause he once met a black dude...

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago

That his father effectively owned.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that dude whose argument was "Do you know how expensive a slave was back then?!" lmao

I remember the fat fuck and his abject lack of self-awareness.

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 95 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"He's not racist, it's just that I taught him that he was superior to every black person that he ever met as a child." Fucking hell.

Him and everything in his society.

[–] mimavox@lemm.ee 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is beyond parody at this point.

[–] fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Makes Cheryl Tunt look more realistic than this family.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, Cheryl/Charlene/Cristal/whatever was awesome!

[–] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You're not my manager!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not racist, my favorite slaves are black

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nothing racist about that. Just libertarian, but please call them free bounded employees ^/s^

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 62 points 1 week ago

He paid black people to be nice to Musk as a child... and that's his defense!?

[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

"Servants".

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He's just rreeeaalllyy into white people breeding.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, true. I'll remove it.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 week ago

I thought I was so original posting this yesterday:

Elon “I can’t possibly be a racist troll, some of my best serfs are Negroes!” Musk.

Turns out his own father beat me to it!

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

I read the headline and was absolutely positive that it was an onion article, then saw where this was posted.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the same guy that married his step daughter.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not married but....

He has two children with her mother

and he has two children with her

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

In the early 1990s, Errol, then aged 45, married Heide Bezuidenhout, a 25-year old he described as "one of the best looking women I've ever seen in my life". They had two children. Jana Bezuidenhout, who was his stepdaughter from that marriage, and four years old at the time Errol became her stepfather, later became his romantic partner.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How dumb do you have to be to mess up the "I have a black friend" defense?

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Yowza.

Just shows how disconnected from reality these people are. They live in a bubble of luxury, affluence, yes-men. They've never experienced any semblance of hardship or struggle, ever. He grew up with servants for fucks sake.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Look, I think my opinion on Elon is obvious, but "my son made friends with people whose best interest was to be friendly towards him and not mouth off" is not a good argument lmao

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

It's the "I have black friends" defense but with servants. What's next? "The people he had locked up were his best chums so he's still not racist?"

[–] Elkot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

My family is originally from Rhodesia, I was shocked when my father told me he had servants growing up

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It’s very common outside of Europe and North America. You don’t need to be wealthy when so many are super poor.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 6 points 1 week ago

You can't make this shit up

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago

This one really should have been the Onion

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

“His best friend was a black guy named Early! Because he was never late.”

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago