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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 150 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Correct answer: Lay off everyone. The new project will be coded solely by AI. πŸ’― hired.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Not hired at all, but feedback added to database for said AI project that will envelop all roles therein.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 90 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fire the asshole, split their work with the remaining 2 employees. Give yourself a raise.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The asshole sounds like the only one competent or doing the work

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's why they pay me the big bucks.

[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mozilla CEO is that you?

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 61 points 2 weeks ago

I think the correct answer is:

So you don’t want to hire me for my leadership skills you just want me to be the face of your decisions? You’ve already decided the asshole needs to move first, why not just move him yourself?

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The not alone condition does not apply if manager is with them

  1. take asshole
  2. take bore, but return with asshole
  3. take idiot
  4. take asshole.
[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 weeks ago

I love this idea of the asshole getting transferred to a new project, removed from said project shortly after, only to be put back on the project after another short period.

Haha! Take that, asshole!

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is simple.

  1. Take the bore.
[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

You prefer another way?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

But if this kills you it will lead to the fall of Westeros.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So, which of the three is the Team Lead?

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'd have gone with the idiot

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A team lead is an idiot, an asshole, and a bore all wrapped up in one. Source: I'm a team lead.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is just the hen, fox and grain puzzle

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not, the way it's written, the asshole cannot coexist with either the bore or the idiot, which is pretty accurate.

[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The hen can't be alone with the fox or the grain, so it's still the same.

You're right, I want thinking of the manager thermals as counting as another person for the purposes of "alone with", but provided they can move back and forth simultaneously with their employee (or they're always counted as part of the new team) then the puzzle is possible.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No, it's the wolf, cabbage and goat puzzle.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I leave interview because in this question I'm not the team lead but just tool that take orders.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] vane@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

That we're billionaires puppets, enslaved by country to work until death or something new ?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sweet summer child still thinks management isn't just an RA for a warren on the brink of cannibalism.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Trick question! IATA: IDGAF about your rules about who can work with who.

That’s right! I said β€œwho” not β€œwhom”! I don’t care about your grammar rules either: like putting punctuation inside quotations. Or starting a sentence with a conjunction.

Did I get the job?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

no you didn't get the job

but the CEO position is yours if you want

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Honestly this is the most sane take. If the asshole can't work with 2/3 of the team then they need to GTFO. I don't have the time or mental bandwidth to deal with shit like that.

Source: director of both the IT and software departments

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

rsync -r --remove-source-file or mv in a loop.

I will migrate myself directly into a new company. Byeeeeeee

[–] Kng@feddit.rocks 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm glad companies are asking real world questions instead of the silly made up ones

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I leave them all behind

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The solution is asshole first, bore second, idiot last.

[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

In this scenario, you probably wouldn't want the idiot to be the last to leave the old project. Leave the bore for last, to wrap it up. Also, introducing the bore last to the new project allows the whole team to learn from the idiot's mistakes, for which the asshole is well aware of by that time.