I like how on my car there are routes for water to drain wherever two panels meet, even if those panels are a door with a seal. It's almost like the people who designed it thought it might get used outside
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025
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Buy a cybertruck, they are best vehicle ever, except a few catches.
Like for example you can't wash it or it'll break, cant drive it or the wheels will fall off, and best not to sit in it either incase it traps you inside.
This is quite possibly the greatest product America has ever made. Well atleast its affordable.
Wonder why no one is suing yet. I’m legitimately confounded by the absence of lawsuits
I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a contracted arbitration or something…
I am sick and tired of the war on property rights. The amount of companies trying to misrepresent product as services in order to seize undeserved control is too damn high!
The ones that had by far the best grounds to sue burnt to death.
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Don’t touch the doors or the panel will fall off.
You can safely touch the emergency door release cover. That panel will NOT come off.
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Lol and don't slam the doors!
For the record, if you slam the doors the inside part comes partially loose and catches on the interior, so that when you open the door again the inside part tears away (literally tears like a rag).
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Same. I washed my hair yesterday and I had a heart attack. I also washed my stainless steel forks and they rust in a few minutes. It's the worst.
What ? Dont you know that dihydrogen monoxide has a Ph higher than any acid ? Why would you put that on your hair !
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Ok, so a car wash kills it. What happens when it rains? Do they sell a giant umbrella to mount on the stupid ass thing?
I wonder if it's because the "geniuses" at Tesla forgot to protect the electronics from water coming up from beneath it. It would explain a lot lol
There's a YouTube video of someone chopping one up and that's exactly what it is. There're holes in the frame that allow water to get inside the battery compartment and pool there.
Oops all electrical shorts lol
Somewhere else I saw that there are unprotected wires in a well of the frame that can accumulate water.
So that means someone could potentially brick a cybertruck by spraying water on it from below at the right spot?
You're describing a puddle.
Or a lawn sprinkler. Or a slip'n'slide.
Apparently part of the frame fills up with water until the level gets high enough to short some critical internal wiring
Smh y'all will do anything to disparage Teslers.
The driver does something stupid, such as getting the car wet, and the car sometimes shuts itself down instead of catching fire.
No other car even tries to stop itself after getting wet! Can't you see how much better they are?! Have you even said thank you once? In this conversation?
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I'll have to set the lawn watering thingy to cover a little extra ground :p
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You remember when he said it would function as a boat.
Like a boat, you don't get to use it as much as you like and you have to keep throwing money at it.
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Note that the charger is stuck.
Guess they don’t know about the string you yank hidden in the tailgate to unlock it manually
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So the Cyberfuck is:
- Not bulletproof
- Not waterproof
- Can't handle mud or snow
- Can't handle the sun
- Can't handle parking lots
Did I miss anything?
Don't take it within 10 miles of the coast.
It activates dynamic "go brown and crumbly" safety feature on the outer panels.
• fucking ugly
Can rust even under ideal conditions
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LOL "truck." Now it's a very pricey, completely stupid looking piece of lawn ornamentation.
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Charge the car wash with terrorism.
I'm sure the car wash will claim it was just enhanced interrogation.
Doesn't using a car wash without putting the car in "car wash mode" first void its warranty, or was that false news? (I don't remember where I heard it.) Nice way to make a lot of unsuspecting people void their warranty.
That's actually in the owner's manual for the thing, very true. I've seen it posted before.
I wish I had a link handy for you, but honestly I despise the thing and would much rather piss on it than bother with any more research.
Hell, it's already a laundry list of recalls..
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