So the Cyberfuck is:
- Not bulletproof
- Not waterproof
- Can't handle mud or snow
- Can't handle the sun
- Can't handle parking lots
Did I miss anything?
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025
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Can rust even under ideal conditions
Don't take it within 10 miles of the coast.
It activates dynamic "go brown and crumbly" safety feature on the outer panels.
Wasn’t it supposed to be amphibious. Don’t forget headlight shelf gets clogged with snow
Except it was literally was advertised as being as such.
https://electrek.co/2024/02/21/tesla-cybertruck-drives-through-water-real-world-wade-mode-test/
Last year, Musk claimed Tesla Cybertruck would be “waterproof enough” to serve as a boat and cross rivers:
Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes and even seas that aren’t too choppy.
Also let's not forget about how the tow hitch can't tow.
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Its crazy to me that my little V4 Hyundai elantra is better at off roading than that hunk of junk.
Not to be pedantic but it's a 4 cylinder not a v4. The cylinders are in a line so it would technically be an i4 for inline.
Ahh mb. I dont know a ton about vehicles. I just know enough to fix most of my shit if it breaks.
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Apparently part of the frame fills up with water until the level gets high enough to short some critical internal wiring
Smh y'all will do anything to disparage Teslers.
The driver does something stupid, such as getting the car wet, and the car sometimes shuts itself down instead of catching fire.
No other car even tries to stop itself after getting wet! Can't you see how much better they are?! Have you even said thank you once? In this conversation?
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I'll have to set the lawn watering thingy to cover a little extra ground :p
Thank you
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Jesus Christ
Drill some holes in the lowest parts of the frame?
That might just do the trick, I don't know what's beneath that bit of frame tho
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Mfw my little hyundai hatchback is more durable than a supposed "prepper vehicle"
Ironically, gasoline is recommended to wash Stainless Steel.
I like how on my car there are routes for water to drain wherever two panels meet, even if those panels are a door with a seal. It's almost like the people who designed it thought it might get used outside
The irony being you can't take some other Tesla models through touch car washes due to swirling on California compliant paint jobs.
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