this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025
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Buy a cybertruck, they are best vehicle ever, except a few catches.
Like for example you can't wash it or it'll break, cant drive it or the wheels will fall off, and best not to sit in it either incase it traps you inside.
This is quite possibly the greatest product America has ever made. Well atleast its affordable.
Wonder why no one is suing yet. I’m legitimately confounded by the absence of lawsuits
I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a contracted arbitration or something…
I am sick and tired of the war on property rights. The amount of companies trying to misrepresent product as services in order to seize undeserved control is too damn high!
The ones that had by far the best grounds to sue burnt to death.
Well, the guy who made the trucks gutted the CFPB a few months back...
The people that bought a cyber truck are fully on board with everything Leon is doing.
Don’t touch the doors or the panel will fall off.
You can safely touch the emergency door release cover. That panel will NOT come off.
Apparently it's strong enough to keep it's passengers inside to be burned alive.
That's not a problem after you've had your fingers sliced off when you close the hood.
Lol and don't slam the doors!
For the record, if you slam the doors the inside part comes partially loose and catches on the interior, so that when you open the door again the inside part tears away (literally tears like a rag).
lol wtf... it's like people discover a new design disaster every day. you ever seen those design challenges where people try to come up with absolutely awful UI or terribly unusable everyday objects... it's like they deliberately did that for a truck.
You mean mobile apps in general? lol
Starting price is like $82,000, or $101k with options lol
https://www.caranddriver.com/tesla/cybertruck
Pretty sure that's the joke
Yeah but used ones must be very cheap lmao
Everything's cheap at a junkyard.
Cyberpuke by weight
yep, super affordable…