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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

fuck that, 28 months of 13 days

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

No months. 28 weeks of 13 days and it's a three-day working week.

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think we should have 365 months of 2 days each (the days are half as long)

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Also all of the nighttime days should be named after me because you can look up at the sky and it's all pretty n stuff

[–] Ceres@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

im surprised you don't want 1 month with 2 days (the days are extremely long)

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

1 day with day and night half-year each (basically like it is beyond polar circles).

[–] Judge_Juche@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

We need to revturn to the pre-Republic Roman system of ten 28 day months and a liminal, unaccountable 90ish day period during the winter where dates don't exist. We need to have a high priest pulling apart bird guts to tell us when in March we can start counting days again. We need a system so subjective and variable that you occasionally need a 500 day year to reset everything either becuase of compounding error or because the priest in charge got murdered and no one replaced him for two months.

[–] flan@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

at least it would spice things up a bit

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

that's why they call it haruspicy

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And we should implement yearly counts based on how long the current dynasty keeps power. We could have Bush 1-4, followed by years Clinton 1-8, followed by Bush 5-12, etc.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Or Swatch Internet Time.Or stardates.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

best shit ever

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Gonna sit down and contemplate the plow today

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

They were just revolution brainstorming, let them cook