fuck that, 28 months of 13 days
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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No months. 28 weeks of 13 days and it's a three-day working week.
I think we should have 365 months of 2 days each (the days are half as long)
Also all of the nighttime days should be named after me because you can look up at the sky and it's all pretty n stuff
im surprised you don't want 1 month with 2 days (the days are extremely long)
1 day with day and night half-year each (basically like it is beyond polar circles).
We need to revturn to the pre-Republic Roman system of ten 28 day months and a liminal, unaccountable 90ish day period during the winter where dates don't exist. We need to have a high priest pulling apart bird guts to tell us when in March we can start counting days again. We need a system so subjective and variable that you occasionally need a 500 day year to reset everything either becuase of compounding error or because the priest in charge got murdered and no one replaced him for two months.
at least it would spice things up a bit
that's why they call it haruspicy
And we should implement yearly counts based on how long the current dynasty keeps power. We could have Bush 1-4, followed by years Clinton 1-8, followed by Bush 5-12, etc.
Or Swatch Internet Time.Or stardates.
best shit ever
Gonna sit down and contemplate the plow today
They were just revolution brainstorming, let them cook