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[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 83 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

hexbear? is that you? am i imagining things? you re-federated?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 83 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

we have secured the enemy intelligence

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago

we are back

[–] miz@hexbear.net 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Intra City Ballistic Missile, for when you need to obliterate the constituency of your rival on the city council

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

frothingfash I warned you about 15 minute cities bro!

[–] a_party_german@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Something something turkey, something something cuba, etc etc

Edit: HOLY SHIT IS HEXBEAR BACK???

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh are we federated again? Yay!

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't want it to sound weird, but I missed you guys

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

You should aim better next time.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Italian-American Excellence is not understanding how the missile your tax dollars spend billions on work.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Using a series of increasingly fraught and convoluted cuisine metaphors to explain nuclear weapons to Joey Pizzarini here

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"No, do not make analogy to Ukraine or Turkey, bad tankie!"

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

They'll say this then unironically say that Putin just invaded Ukraine to be mean

[–] hamid@vegantheoryclub.org 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

missed you all

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

The "IC" part stands for

"I SEE YOUR ASS"

The "BM" stands for "YOUR ASS IS GRASS, IMA TURN THAT BOOTY INTO MULCH!"

No there's no motor powered boats involved in this, no msiree.

[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

In this unrealistic hypothetical, yes Russia hosting some shorter range theatre ballistic missiles on Greenland would give the US less warning versus ICBMs in a hypothetical attack. A handful of minutes versus tens of minutes. Russia could always send a submarine off of the coast of the US and launch an attack from there if they wanted minimal warning. Greenland is important to the US for other reasons, missile warning for said ICBMs and economic reasons around rare earth minerals and shipping lanes. Thule Site J is quite important for tracking satellites, ballistic missiles and space objects. It's important to look at the world from a spherical perspective here.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

This motherfucker thinks we don't shoot icbms over the north pole

Flat earth confirmed

[–] goferking0@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Don't even need icmbs to hit us now. Subs or planes can easily hit us.

Icmbs just for just killing everyone and anything.

Of course Joey not smart enough to understand any of this.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Cold War brain just won't leave DC holy crap.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Greenland Missile Crisis with a president who's like "Maybe we will just nuke everything, maybe not. Some say that might not be so bad. It may create some tremendous opportunity for us, not so much for the others, but that's okay."

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Joey Dumbassarino

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

what the "IC" for ICBM stands for again?

..."Insane Clown"?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Insane Clown Boy Moder (me)

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

insane clown bussye (moist)

[–] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Chuds who only care about culture wars pretending to care about geopolitics is a funny bit