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A pawn shop owned by a gay couple called "Gay Pawn"?

A pawn shop owned by a step-brother-sister duo where the sister is constantly getting stuck in appliances people an pawning called "Incest Pawn"?

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[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Amateur Pawn and it's just a dude with a trenchcoat full of an assortment of watches and small electronics all attached to the inside lining. No storefront, just a free lance guy trying to shift his wares

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

just a dude pulling into petrol stations and trying to make sales before being shooed away

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Okay THIS would be a great show

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anime Pawn about an aging otaku who runs a pawn shop for bootleg vhs anime tapes.

Oh god that would be the worst smelling shop of ALL TIME!

But it may be the only place I could find an original sub of "My teacher is a demon who also wants to have sex with me but I'm a vampire"

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Interracial Pawn, and it is about a black pawn shop owner in an overwhelmingly white area.

Bestiality Pawn, and it is about livestock auctioneers

BDSM Pawn, and it is about two competing pawn shops. One is co-owned by guys named Bill and Sean, and the other is co-owned by Derek and Matt

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Pawnographic where all they deal in is old issues of National Geographic

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

A pwn shop run by hackers doggirl-smart

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

I never got the pun until now.

[–] christian@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Pawn O'Graphical Literature, a show about an Irishman who deals in graphic novels.

[–] fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Rampant sexual abuse in the pawn industry

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

covered in the shows mentioned in OP

Yeah unfortunately that's probably a thing

[–] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Pawn Cocktail

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Indian show called "Sikh-ing Pawn" or "Pawnjab in Punjab"

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Asian Pawn and it's where you go to buy gremlins and shit