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[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Null pwang! Maybe I should consider entering Eurovision.

[–] histic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago
[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've never actually owned a set of encyclopedias.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm giving myself half a point because I've used a typewriter but it was just playing around at my grandma's house.

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[–] Jayk0b@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

1 point, number 4.

But I know I am gonna get a other point soon.

I already know that my gf gifts me a acdc Back in Black Vinyl.

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[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm old, but never sent or received a fax or rented from Blockbuster specifically, we had plenty of local "mom&pop" stores.

Never paid with cheque, by the time I was old enough to have any significant amount of money (~2011) they were already almost entirely phased out

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

1 point. Never cared for what was playing on the radio.

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[–] TheWilliamist@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’ve never sent a postcard. Born in 1970.

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[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

6, 7 if Bluetooth speaker outside doesn't count as boombox, because my speaker is a box and it booms, but it's not called that.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

i wrote a check yesterday and faxed something last month, because 1. fuck paying "convenience fees" to pay my rent online 2. fuck signing up for yet another medical portal just so i can order some fucking contact lenses

do not miss film cameras though. always felt too inhibited to take photos because i'd be "wasting" the film

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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 3 points 6 days ago

3, I'm in my 20s btw

[–] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Which floppy disc? The one whith the sliding metal thingy or the bendy one? Just kidding... I used both :D

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[–] playarecord@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

At least 6 and Im 31, more if I get super pedantic.

For instance

  • printed out directions for my dad and he followed them
  • Rented dvds from blockbuster
  • kids pink typewriter that i couldnt use properly
  • flipped through phone book to pretend i was terminator Etc.
[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago

Two points. I've never paid for anything by cheque (we have had bank transfers in Finland for ages) and Blockbuster didn't operate here (we had our local video rental chains, and the convenience store chain that I used to go to is still in business, just, you know, not having movies for rent any more)

[–] eaterofclowns@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

If you just got a point for never having written a postcard, go write a postcard! And mail it to someone that you appreciate in your life. It doesn't need to be from anywhere exotic or say anything profound, it just takes a few sentences. If you really want to get fancy about it, a lot of little art galleries sell postcard sized prints and you can give someone a tiny little piece of art that speaks to you. Or go to a museum and buy like 10 at the gift shop and keep a stockpile to send when you want to reach out. People love it, and you probably will too.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

3 point

Last three on the list.

Never actually owned dictionary or encyclopedia. somebody just left them at my place, because nobody wanted them, so I used them as a door stop. If they are considered my property, because they were abandoned at my property then just 1 point.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Dictionaries are like cats. They just find their own home.

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[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

1 point. I've never personally owned a physical encyclopedia. I've def. used them though.

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[–] graycube@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean I am old, yes, but I feel like most North American millennials would get the same.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I hate to break it to you but... millennials are old

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

There were no blockbuster where I come from so I have 1 pont. Suck it up loosers!

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