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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago
[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

It's not predator blood but predator CUM, don't touch it! eww

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Great. Ill buy ten gallons

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

It's called reverse photosynthesis, look it up

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Is it not supposed to be?

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Genetically modifying myself so my cum has green florescent protein on it

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

so after you heat your balls up you need to dip them in this ice bath to heat shock them so they will be in what we call a "competent" state, where they can absorb the plasmids...

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Gay saunas are gonna light up like a fireworks display.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

This is what Stephen King referred to as "The Shine"

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's what those CSI blacklights are for

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Cum Scene Investigation

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I mean, theoretically, it seems possible. I have some bioluminescent petunias I bought awhile back when I was really high. So you in theory you could engineer whatever cells generate ejaculate to produce a mild bioluminescent compound. It would take millions of dollars and would be an ethical minefield of a project, but in principle it's quite possible.