Umechan

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[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

The more astounding thing is that the kanji for "England" means outstanding or heroic. What makes England so outstanding? Their imperialism? Their utter failure to maintain a functioning state? Their train-replacement bus services?

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

Well Croydon does pretty much look the same as that.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I didn't know that the UK is now an apartheid state where white people have to pass through military checkpoints and non-whites are allowed to bomb them or take away their homes without fear of being punished by the law.

Guess I'll go get a house from some white family, unless of course none of what I said is true and chuds are just angry that there are black and brown people in their vicinity.

 

Non-straight people drink spirits too.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

OP said wrong answers only.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Is America really in any position to accuse another country of having limited healthcare?

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

I wondered why Marx was looking so angry in this picture, but I guess that's just what Ben Garrison thinks his cum face looks like.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Is President XII a furry? Like the halfway point between President XI's bloodline evolving into Red XIII's?

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Ironic that a company called Dic made a show less gay.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Am I the only one who read this as "President 11"? Does that make Xi the predecessor to Red XIII from FF7? I guess he's not called red because of the colour of his fur.

 

Further proof that imperialism is cucked beta sub energy.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There's something about this that reminds me of those You Know When You've Been Tango-ed ads they had in the UK back in the 90s.

 
 

Apparently it's got something to do with some blacklist.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

JD Vance doesn't cuddle. He violates you then leaves, making you feeling used and cheapened, only for him to find another slutty couch to fuck.

 

It was the best two hours of my life.

 

London somehow managed to make pissing in the bushes look comparatively more civilized and dignified then using a public toilet.

 

Trance ideology is authoritarianism.

 

I live in a totalitarian state ran by people with no understanding of basic physics.

It is 9 am GMT at the time of writing, but it now identifies as 10 am BST due to DST, a woke ideology invented to exert authoritan control over proud patriots. Proponents of DST have infiltrated the government so deeply that people think it can now be whatever time they want it to be.

Think you can turn back the clocks? Guess I'll turn mine back to 5pm Friday so I can drink for another two days. Maybe I'll turn them all the way back to the 1960s to undo decades of inflation and finally be able to buy a house.

 

 

English is Marxist.

 

Turning up at people's doors and asking for half their income would be a bigger scare, but I guess being a parasite has left him with lots of free time.

 

Here's the article incase someone actually wants to read about this boring man.

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