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Can you believe it folks. There's a McDonald's Island. McDonalds Island you wouldn't believe it. America can't even make happy meals or quarter pounders anymore. It's true. We import them from McDonalds Island and they are ripping us off. Big time.
So I told 'em - I told em - McDonald's what are ya gonna do for me? This? Okay, pretty good. It's a start.
As far as I know - there's no info at all about Santa.
Those penguins are destroying America! They stole those jobs that were promised to true American, truck-driving, beer-drink’in, anti-woke men. I can’t stand them penguin bastards
They think they're so suave with their tuxedos, smug bastards,
And the sneaky rat bastard communist birds work for peanuts! Well, not exactly peanuts but fish.
They must pay their tribute in fish, all in one big pile. It'll be like A Bug's Life
Also: The description under the picture in the article is "King Penguins contemplating the snow on Heard Island, Antarctica", which I think is really funny.
Damn, there goes my clever offshore manufacturing loophole exploitation plan. They thought of everything!
Damn and I was just about to start a penguin shit export business.