this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can you believe it folks. There's a McDonald's Island. McDonalds Island you wouldn't believe it. America can't even make happy meals or quarter pounders anymore. It's true. We import them from McDonalds Island and they are ripping us off. Big time.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

So I told 'em - I told em - McDonald's what are ya gonna do for me? This? Okay, pretty good. It's a start.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

As far as I know - there's no info at all about Santa.

[–] Dengalicious@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Those penguins are destroying America! They stole those jobs that were promised to true American, truck-driving, beer-drink’in, anti-woke men. I can’t stand them penguin bastards

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

They think they're so suave with their tuxedos, smug bastards,

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

And the sneaky rat bastard communist birds work for peanuts! Well, not exactly peanuts but fish.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They must pay their tribute in fish, all in one big pile. It'll be like A Bug's Life

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Also: The description under the picture in the article is "King Penguins contemplating the snow on Heard Island, Antarctica", which I think is really funny.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Damn, there goes my clever offshore manufacturing loophole exploitation plan. They thought of everything!

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Damn and I was just about to start a penguin shit export business.