If I don't have 20 things to post about it's the superior outcome
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
my neuralink brokie, don't think it'll explode
it just kinda fell out
Please reinsert via nasal cavity
So if I only make 19 posts, I don't have to go in to work the next day? Hell yeah
fucking get on with it, don't make me wait a day
It's just twenty posts, give it a try and then I'll prrss the button I promise
I will remotely detonate it
Do you promise?
<---- guaranteed outcome for non-compliance
What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape.
Fools don't realise that I'm Amaranth pilled
Detonate it, coward, you will only kill a man.
Noooo not my noodles. Don't turn it into mashed beanis
Well, GET POSTING THEN consarnit
I give up. Tell beanis I love
You damned fool! That neuralink signal is creating a trail of metaphorical breadcrumbs directly to your door! As we speak, I have assumed control of a chimpanzee and it is headed directly to your dank lair to finish you for once and for all!
Villain, prepare yourself for some monkey business!
Computer help me I've been doxed
D:
I also installed one in my own branium if someone wants me to hand them the remote
I would rather die than to live with a cringe project of a nazi in my brain. Do it
Yeah um just gimme a sec the remote fell down tue back of the couch cushions
Get ready for unprecedented amounts of beanis