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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will remotely detonate it

Do you promise?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

wowee <---- guaranteed outcome for non-compliance

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fucking get on with it, don't make me wait a day

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

It's just twenty posts, give it a try and then I'll prrss the button I promise xi-button

If I don't have 20 things to post about it's the superior outcome

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

my neuralink brokie, don't think it'll explode

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Please reinsert via nasal cavity

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Fools don't realise that I'm Amaranth pilled

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Get ready for unprecedented amounts of beanis

So if I only make 19 posts, I don't have to go in to work the next day? Hell yeah golden-ticket

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You damned fool! That neuralink signal is creating a trail of metaphorical breadcrumbs directly to your door! As we speak, I have assumed control of a chimpanzee and it is headed directly to your dank lair to finish you for once and for all!

Villain, prepare yourself for some monkey business!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Computer help me I've been doxed monke-beepboop

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Detonate it, coward, you will only kill a man.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Noooo not my noodles. Don't turn it into mashed beanis doggirl-tears

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, GET POSTING THEN consarnit

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

doggirl-cry I give up. Tell beanis I love beanis

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago
[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would rather die than to live with a cringe project of a nazi in my brain. Do it

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah um just gimme a sec the remote fell down tue back of the couch cushions

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I also installed one in my own branium if someone wants me to hand them the remote