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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm not going to explicitly recommend it, as 'results may vary from one user to the next', but it's funny and bears consideration.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, how do I restore my mental system32?

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're on Lemmy - why are you even asking? The question is, having gained root access with drugs, do you reinstall with Mint, Arch, Nix, or The Unmentionable?

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Unmentionable?

Bēt! Sāmek! Dālet!

All hail Daemon!

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

You shall not overcome my Arch Wizard!

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I turned off my fear of wasps when one landed in my face while I was climbing a difficult section in a high ropes course

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I would be dead in this scenario.

Thus I do not do climbing.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I have a family of wasps that I've been at war with for a decade, they only attack me, even if I'm nowhere near their nest, they will ignore the person right near their nest and travel across my property to take it out on me. I fucking hate wasps. I'm sick of them stinging me on my head.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds like you need to change shampoo brands, or at least use a different scent.

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Fuck yes, that's one way to do it.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That sounds really nice. Lsd was helpful for me but not like that. More in a "hey, we've been noticing some shit you're up to and while you're in your own head and experiencing time dilation it's time to deal with it

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If my experience is any indication, that tracks. Dose and over user reaction plays a major role in the trip.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I'm glad I only took psychedelics when I was in good places in my life. 😳

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 month ago

Oh god, I'm the Mum Friend with the anxiety override. I'm total garbage at this for myself but as soon as I'm sitting in a room with other anxious beans it's like the superpower activates.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't understand the meaning of "Mom friend anxiety override"

[–] dawnglider@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have terrible anxiety, but when people around me are as anxious (or more) than me, I suddenly feel I can push through any anxiety barrier. As far as I'm concerned it's a shift in expectation: going from being expected to be a normal functional social being to being expected to struggle in front of an insurmountable task ahead. It's broader than just anxiety too, but I think this might be what they mean by "mom friend anxiety override"😊

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Yep. I can't call Dr's offices for me. I can however inform the manager that my friend's food is done wrong

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 8 points 1 month ago
[–] MBM@lemmings.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wait... if you have social anxiety... and i have social anxiety...
then who's going to order the food?

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Nosferatu! 😏

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Back in the late 80s when I wanted to talk to a friend, you had to pick up a phone and call. I think this trained the GenX kids to be able to use a phone.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's always funny explaining to people that grew up post cell phones that if we wanted to talk to a girl, we had to call her house phone, which often meant introducing yourself to her father first.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Oh shit, I totally forgot. And sometimes the parents would eavesdrop on the call.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

I have social anxiety but I've learned the trick to making calls on the phone: automaton-like disassociation.

I had to learn this in order to work at a call center job.