I can stop whenever I want
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That's what you said last beantervention. And here we are again
that's because I DON'T WANT TO STOP 😤
Please, stop doing this to yourself. Respect yourself
is there for me when I'm at rock bottom! Where have you been, huh? 
Where have you been, huh?
I admire and recognise the courage of spirit it took to not make a bean joke here. You can do it and you've proven it to all of us here that you can
I have bean addicted for a long bean time. Say a beandiction in my name and I will make you beanissary of the little beans I bean gathering for I am baked like a bean
The first step is admitting it. You may like to go to Beanoholics Beanonymous. Uncle Jaz swears by it
I bean spilling the beans there for a while and liked how they didn't beanbittle me there but I was baked out of my beans all the bean time and felt like a beanis for lying about beaning off the bean.
Just take things one bean at a time. You got this
Thanks, I will give this a shot!
I AM NOTHING WITHOUT MY
But you were also so much before the beanis. We miss that side of you
Oh my god this is so embarrassing
This is a judgement free zone. It's okay to feel embeanressed, we all have our up moments and our downs. We're here to get you back on your feet amd good posting again
Embeanessed? You’re beanis posting right now, aren’t you?
Don’t act like we’ve never beanis posted together before, you’re in no position to judge me.
hahah you all aren't seriously gunna believe him right, me...? Beanis post? I'd never
Can't stop won't stop
:party-beanis: 
:party-beanis:
"The group is part of Beanie Sigel's State Property collective"
:beanis-salute:
I will never stop, it's not a problem. The only issue is that 40/40 of my last posts should have been beanis
Yah I've been under-posting tbh
We are the Beanis vanguard - holding back Beanis posts is the 13th type of liberalism
You shouldn't even be posting. We confiscated your phone how did you get another one
I have phones hidden all over. You'll never find all of them. Plus, I'm on the list to have a BeanLink ™️ chip installed so I can beanispost directly from my brain! Mwwaahahahaha
I can afford my habit
You smashed open your nephews beany bank, you pinched Gina's Beank of America platinum card that one time too to buy beanis from the dark web. You think it's just harming you, but it's harming all of us
I smashed his bank cuz he stole my Pokémon cards. Yeah I spent it on beanis but that's just an extra fuck you to him.
And I've been paying my minimums on that card so far.