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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 32 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Genuine questions, how can I kill a child with a fork?

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

SIGTERM or if you're feeling spicy SIGKILL

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does that also kill/damage the fork?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago
[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

... In minecraft

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Genuine question, have you ever used a fork before

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, well, there’s your problem. Start with that, and the “killing children with forks” thing will solve itself

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago

Depending on the existing set, forks may be the only option though. And killing children with clones sounds much harder than with forks.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I ain't tryna be racist, but--

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

You can also have fun with that one.

“I’m not racist, but why is the receipt printer at the self checkout always so low?”

“I’m not racist, but how come there’s no hardware stores close by?”

Let em spin their wheels trying to figure out what’s racist in a bland question.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Genuine question: Are you fucking stupid?

Yes. Yes i am.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

It really depends on stupid.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Genuine question: Are you fucking stupid?

Well I don't think he's THAT dumb...

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago

Similarly, "by your logic" is never followed by anything resembling your logic.

But "this you?" is a killshot. Deadly accuracy, without fail.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] prex@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

I could do that or, and hear me out here, I could not do that.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

What are your favorite XYZ? I don’t really care, I just wanted an excuse to post mine! They are…

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"What? I'm just asking questions."

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

JAQing off.

[–] Lemmy_2019@lemmy.one 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

fucks sake, thats what I started saying whenever I actually am asking a question.

[–] chrislowles@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

Too bad, into the boiling pot of minor social transgressions (honestly I get Joan's frustrations but my lord they seem to get mad at fucking everything)

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Genuine question, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Uh... 5.
I'm going to go with 5.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I say that when I'm about to ask a question that sounds disingenuous but I honestly feel like everyone but me got the memo about it.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"don't wanna get political, but..."

[–] prex@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

...you're just going to power on through and do it anyway.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

"Can we talk about..."

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago

genuine ≠ genius