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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 34 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Genuine questions, how can I kill a child with a fork?

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does that also kill/damage the fork?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

SIGTERM or if you're feeling spicy SIGKILL

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

... In minecraft

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Genuine question, have you ever used a fork before

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, well, there’s your problem. Start with that, and the “killing children with forks” thing will solve itself

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Depending on the existing set, forks may be the only option though. And killing children with clones sounds much harder than with forks.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I ain't tryna be racist, but--

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago

You can also have fun with that one.

“I’m not racist, but why is the receipt printer at the self checkout always so low?”

“I’m not racist, but how come there’s no hardware stores close by?”

Let em spin their wheels trying to figure out what’s racist in a bland question.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Genuine question: Are you fucking stupid?

Yes. Yes i am.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

It really depends on stupid.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Genuine question: Are you fucking stupid?

Well I don't think he's THAT dumb...

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

What are your favorite XYZ? I don’t really care, I just wanted an excuse to post mine! They are…

[–] prex@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

I could do that or, and hear me out here, I could not do that.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

Similarly, "by your logic" is never followed by anything resembling your logic.

But "this you?" is a killshot. Deadly accuracy, without fail.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"What? I'm just asking questions."

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

JAQing off.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

fucks sake, thats what I started saying whenever I actually am asking a question.

[–] chrislowles@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Too bad, into the boiling pot of minor social transgressions (honestly I get Joan's frustrations but my lord they seem to get mad at fucking everything)

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

"Can we talk about..."

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I say that when I'm about to ask a question that sounds disingenuous but I honestly feel like everyone but me got the memo about it.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"don't wanna get political, but..."

[–] prex@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

...you're just going to power on through and do it anyway.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

genuine ≠ genius

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Genuine question, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Uh... 5.
I'm going to go with 5.

[–] Lemmy_2019@lemmy.one 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago