We've got the best markets in the world folks, the best in the world - they say. But they never tell, NEVER tell the facts. They always go "we've got the best products! They call them "iPhones", they say they're the best. I have many iPhones, all of them. The touchscreens, they're so smooth. But the facts are that the iPhone is only 999$ due to unequal exchange and the greedy whites in the imperial core. The cobalt is mined the Congo, the blue one, as the locals call it. They don't pay them good, very bad pay. We've had ENOUGH. No more iPhones, no more UNEQUAL EXCHANGE. The era of the free market is over, folks. No more cheap burgers, NO MORE. The world war against the western, WHITE, uncivilised, imperialist powers by the joint dictatorship of the oppressed nations HAS BEGUN. America, along with the Europeans will fall! May Allah, along with their servants below the heavenly skies, empower the people of the world in this holy crusade. Death to America and death to "Israel", as the Jewish folk call it, but I call it the Zionist entity. Along with Xi Jinping, Khamenei and Putin I am officially declaring war on all member states of NATO. We will be rounding up and deporting all ILLEGAL ALIENS like Elon Musk and Jordan Peterson, or as I like to call him "meat pete". Sodomy will be made mandatory in my next executive decree, along with the execution of all counter revolutionary elements withing the state.
